Can someone give me 40 unconventional uses for a brick with the two holes in it?

A planter

door stop

paperweight

projectile weapon

bookend

pencil holder

work out weight

a stamp (dip in paint)

nut opener

put it in your toilet tank for presure

use as chalk

if bricks red use as rougue

use as a hammer

fishtank decor

candle holders

use it to stop your car from rolling down the driveway

firework holder

birdbath