How would you use the title "The Martian" as a pun?

"An ion walks into a bar and says 'I think I left an electron here last night.' And the bartender say 'Are you sure?'"

Bartender

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What does the ion say?

Here's a basic review of atoms and ions. See if you can guess what the ion says as you refresh your brain with some chemistry.