English

Gwendolyn Barnes

Today, 11:54

5. The bedbugs in Paul Bunyan's camp were a thousand times more unpleasant than regular

bedbugs. Lumberjacks are tough. The bed bugs that fed on lumberjacks became the toughest

bed bugs in the world. These bugs would swallow a whole bed, pillow and all, more easily than

you or I would eat a sandwich. Paul thought that the best thing to do with the bugs was to train

them to haul logs. Each bed bug was more vicious than a runaway buzzsaw. Taming them was

impossible. Paul Bunyan isn't one to admit defeat. He decided to try the bed bugs on a new diet.

Instead of lumberjack blood, Paul fed them wildcat teeth and dynamite. The bed bugs shrank

until each wasn't any bigger than a medium-sized moose. When Paul saw how tiny the bogs

had gotten, he stamped his foot in glee and accidentally squashed them all.