Hair everywhere but my eyeballs, elongation of my spine until my skin splits, teats, and a growing tolerance, maybe even affection for, the smell and taste of feces - not just my own - and then, excruciating death. How do I put this in my own words?

I swear I must be growing everywhere except my eyeballs, continuation of my spine until my skin divides, teats, and an ongoing tolerance, possibly even affection for, the aroma/odor and taste of feces - not only my own - and then an agonizing death.

(I hope this is okay)