Rewrite the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet in a funny version

Must be a complete rewrite just like the real version

have fun!

At night, people in early civilizations could measure time by the flow of sand or water but could not use a sundial. a) Put a comma between time and by. b) Put a comma between water and but. c) No change

The regular plural ending are - s and-es

My apartment has 2 bedrooms. My apartment has 1 1/2 baths. A. My apartment has 2 bedrooms and my apartment has 1 1/2 baths. B. My apartment has 2 bedrooms, and my apartment has 1 1/2 baths. C ... My apartment has 2 bedrooms and 1 1/2 baths. D.

Which underlined verb is in the passive voice? The veterans gave us a lecture about the Vietnam War. The lecture about the Vietnam War was given by veterans. The veterans gave a lecture about the Vietnam War.

We get to spend precious time with family and friends. What is the context clue for spend?

Based on the author's description of long island, the reader can infer that this novel will

Clarify why does Beowulf journey across the sea to the land of the Danes?

The Rio Grande flows through New Mexico. Which is the prepositional phrase in this sentence? A. The Rio Grande B. Through New Mexico C. Flows through

Who questioned some of the Puritan teachings, was put on trial and was later expelled from Massachusetts. A. Anne Hutchinson B. John Wheel C. Thomas H D. Roger Williams

Which school of literary criticism is described as follows: This branch of literary theory explores the relationship between the author's life and his/her work and looks for subtle connections and meanings?