What beliefs are shared by nearly all Muslims

This is a small text from a Muslim speaker using sponge bob as a example

the video is out there on you tube and it was from a dump

speaker: the main character is sponge bob he lives in a pineapple house.

So how did he get the house you might ask. the answer is jihad

sponge bob works at a restaurant the owner is a greedy crab so he is a Zionist spy

this what Muslims believe what sponge bob message is now Islam is more complicated and i don't want wade out in the water.

The believe in kings with god like powers