Write a short story about a time when you had to overcome the force of gravity to get something done

At bedtime last night, I had to make a serious and tough decision:

I could either sleep on the couch, under the pile of dogs who act

as if they own the place, or else I had to defy gravity and raise my

mass upward to the second floor of my house, where my bedroom

is located. I decided to sleep in my own bed, and I overcame the

force of gravity and lifted my entire mass up the stairs to the second

floor. I used my leg muscles to do the job.