KFC has engineered chickens that do not have beaks and double breast

I don't think so.

Before I can accept that rumor, I'll need to see the signed testimony of

two reputable adult witnesses, who have no connection to any business

that profits in any way from the production, sale, or consumption of food,

and who will swear in a public meeting, presided over by three respected

members of their community, that they personally saw more than one of

the alleged beakless double-breasted chickens in the same place at the

same time.

A photo is not acceptable ... not for me, and not for the two witnesses.